Thursday, May 6, 2010

当小蝶遇上雀屎

在这百花齐放的温室里,蜂人遇上了小蝶,听这小蝶诉说它被那吱喳雀缠上了,没完没了的胡说八道,一天到晚就爱漏鸟粪,还自夸鸟粪是不灭的肥料呢。蜂人想:吱喳雀该不会那么环保自食其粪吧~否则哪来那么多不灭的肥料呢?!Oh Shit! 食屎雀!可怜小蝶的额头被那吱喳雀的雀屎滴上了,蜂人对它说:“小蝶啊~任你刷得多干净,还是有股屎臭味呢~下次别再与吱喳雀混上啦~ 真是找屎(死)!”
小蝶一贯地,回蜂人:“我早就知道了!”
果然是温室里 找屎敢死队的对员。

4 comments:

  1. 写的真是经典啊!赞!

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  2. 小蜓,过奖了!灵感都多亏这温室的古怪事情多得很-想讲也讲不了 :P

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  3. "Shit happens." Some point in life, we all smell like shit, but we lived it , sucked it, and loved it at that time.

    Can't beat this shit, can we?

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  4. I don't know. I never think about to BEAT this shit. I'll choose to go somewhere aromatic.

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